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1. |
Unfortunate Con
02:27
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Republicans all lie, meant to brainwash you, Ooh they'll act like they care yeah
And when trump tweets it's Republicans to blame, the pathological liars game
It ain't me, it wasn't me, I didn't vote for that Con man
It ain't me, it wasn't me, a most unfortunate con
Some folks are born stupid yet rich. trumpty dumpty has no scruples no no
And what about all his conflicts of interest? Republicans look the other way yeah
It ain't me, it wasn't me, I didn't vote for that Con man
It ain't me, it wasn't me, This worlds unfortunate Con.
guitar he's not my president no no
Some douchbags inherit con spangled odds, for them lying comes natural
And when you ask trump for his tax returns, Republicans need fired more n more
It ain't me, it wasn't me, I didn't vote republican no
It ain't me, it wasn't me; Now we're unfortunate Son
It wasn't me, it wasn't me, A most unfortunate Con Oh no no no
It ain't me, it wasn't me, the world is unfortunate Son oh yeah
It wasn't me, it wasn't me, he's not my president no no
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2. |
Lets Fight Aristocrats
03:44
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Lets Fight Aristocrats by Gomer Hendrix
They like to tell you you need to vote for trump
. They like to get your vote and smile in your face
. They tell you the liberals are wackos and they aren't like you.
And call themselves Christians in disgrace. and I say
Well lets fight aristocrats republicans n billionaires
Let's all fight republicans aristocrats and lobbyists
They've been fucking us since Reagan and nothing has trickled down yet
Let's fight republicans be rid of them n vote them out
So I call up my representative and say are you fucking kidding me.
She said none of us wanted that DouchBag here in DC.
Most people didn't vote for this asshole only 1 term.
Impeachment for them all the only thing left to do, that's why I say
(chorus) lead guitar
Oh no we need to, get involved people, vote out Republicans, Oh yeah
We'll fight aristocrats republicans n billionaires
Let's fight repugnicans aristocrats and lobbyists
They've been doing it since Reagan and nothing has trickled down yet
Let's fight aristocrats, aristocrats n vote them out
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3. |
We're Moving Out
03:35
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We're Moving Out by Gomer Hendrix
Hillary lost the electoral votes. Leaving the world with the donald.
Most of us didn't see getting to that. Many said they'd move out of the country.
Listening to Republicans will give you A heart attack ack ack ack ack
. Words coming from a Con (what an asshole)
Who needs a House full of Obstructionists. Is that what you get with tax money
It seems such a waste of votes. If that's what it's all about.
Mama if that's government. Then we're... movin' out We're movin' out
Barack Obama seemed seemed to give some hope. Senators only opposed him
. They only work with douchbags on Wall Street, paying only lobbyists attention
. They're tradin' in their scruples for Russian cyber-hack ack ack ack ack.
Let's see his private emails (what an asshole)
And when he grabs women by the pussy, I hope they pull off his balls
It seems such a waste of votes. If that's what the US is about
Mama if that's government then We're... moving out. We're moving out
You should never debate with a crazy mind (mmm)
You oughta know by now (such an asshole)
We can leave Uncle Sam with the Asshole.
If that's all we get for tax money.
If that's the best they can find.
If that's what voters are about.
Good luck movin' up 'Cause we're… moving out
. We're moving out We're moving out
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4. |
Butthead Go Away Today
02:14
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Butthead Go Away
Butthead go away and stay, you white supremacist racist. Republicans are hypocrites and responsible just face it.
He says he's going to build a wall and grab the women by their pussy. Yet somehow rigged the electoral and won that Christian moral.
How much more bullshit? and cheating? Once a con man, always a con man.
He won't ever show his tax forms, we'll be damned if we'll pay ours. no more.
Butthead go away and stay, you pathological liar. All your friends are the KKK, and Russian spies you hire.
Lack of scruples make us wonder who, you'll violate and lawsuits. Sexual crimes assault and rape, makes your rednecks hoot
How much can they lie? and approve it? Republicans to blame and ruin it.
They'd just rather kill the poor, let's vote them out the door, oh yes
Butthead go away today. And end this nightmare now.
this government is going to turn around when trump is gone forever.
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5. |
Eve Of Thedonald
03:36
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Eve Of the donald - Gomer Hendrix
The billionaires pockets are exploding. Violence flarin', bullets loadin'
You're old enough to kill, but don't bother voting
You don't believe in welfare, unless it's your billionaire tax cuts
And even Wall Street has you gloating
But you tell me Over and over and over again my friend
Ah you don't believe We're on the eve of the donald
Don't you understand what Republicans will say
You'll let them brainwash your health care away?
They will tell you what to think and how to vote now
There'll be no one to save, with the world in a grave
Build a wall from Mexico, Douchbags will scare you boy
And you, tell me Over and over and over again my friend
Ah you don't believe, We're on the eve of the donald
Yeah his blood's so cold, feels like coagulating. I'm sitting here, just contemplatin'
I can't make this shit up, it knows no regulation. Handful of senators don't pass legislation
And marches alone, can't bring integration. When black lives don't matter, disintegratin'
A pathological liar for president too frustratin'
And you, tell me Over and over and over again my friend
Ah you don't believe, We're on the eve of of the donald
Think of all the hate, there is in Redneckastan. Then check the news around to Selma Alabama
You may leave here for 4 years in space. But when you return it's the same old place
That trickle down economics of Regan's disgrace
You can bury your dead, but don't leave a trace
Hate muslims and jews, but don't forget to say grace
And tell me, Over and over and over and over again my friend
You don't believe , We're on the eve of destruction
Mmm no no you don't believe, We're on the eve of the donald
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Imagine there's no health care. Republicans will try.
Leaving Hell below us. Emissions in the sky
Imagining their money when it's all burned away
Imagine one great country . Was it ever good before
And better care for Veterans Who went and fought your war
Replacing all the Congress. and Senators for peace
You may say I'm a Liberal. But I like to keep my guns
Let's hope they deem trump unfit
and the world will stop laughing at us
Mega-rich possessions . Oil wells in Iraq
And Billionaires controlling. When your water comes out black
Imagine Arnold Schwartzneger , saving all the world
you---You may say I'm a Liberal. Republicans won't get my vote
Let's hope they throw trump in prison
And all republicans for treason
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Artificial Intelligence / Hear the Ass Whine In by Gomer Hendrix
(to the tune of Aquarius - Let the Sunshine In)
Mitch McConnell's in the Senate's house
And Hillary fails the electoral
Russian hacks will guide the elections
And butthead will steer the stars
This is the dawning of the age of Assholio
Age of Assholio--- Assholio--- Assholio---
Opposition and obstruction
Sympathy and trust un-founding
Tons of fake news and delusions
Golden showers Vegas hotel visions
. Mystic crystalmeth religion
. And thousands of litigations
Fake intelligence---- Assholio
When the Trump is in the White House
And supremacists control congress
The KKK will knock on their doors
And butthead will join the Russians.
This is the dawning of artificial intelligence, no intelligence
. Even Beevis and Butthead knew Assholio Assholio Assholio
Hear the ass whine, hear the ass whine on, the ass whine on.
Let's impeach the con, let's impeach the con, and congress too
. Hear the ass whine, hear the ass whine on, the ass whine on.
Let's impeach the con, let's impeach the con, and congress too
Oh, let it shine, c'mon Now everybody just sing along
Let the sun shine in Open up your butt and let it slide on in
When you are lonely, let it shove in.
Got to open up your butt and let it slide on in
And when you feel like you've been mistreated
And your friends run away. Just open your butt, and slide it on in
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8. |
Free Bird California
05:34
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If I voted tomorrow, would the numbers really count? With government so corrupt now. The electoral college we have doubts. If we believed in this bullshit. Things would really get insane. Cuz we just flipped you the bird now. California will be free. oh oh oh oh. California will be free. And this bird we flip on Congress. Oh lord knows we need change....
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9. |
One Term
02:58
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One is the only term you will ever serve
Two can't be allowed to last
Since impeachment is priority number one oh
trump is the saddest experience you'll ever know
Yes he sucks up to Russians more than you'll ever know
Because congress only cares, about getting re-elected
One term is the only number that you'll ever know
Government's no good anymore since scruples went away
They just spend their time. listening to corporations that pay
Because one is the only term. yes One is the only term
One is our luckiest number that they'll ever know
One is our luckiest number, one is the impeachment number
One is the only term that you'll ever do
Government's no good anymore since scruples went away Number
One is our luckiest number, One term's your only number
One is the country divided by you. one, one is our luckiest number
One term's the only number you will ever know
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10. |
Der Kammitrump
04:10
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When you're voting it's every 2 years Not just every 4 that Commander in Chief.
Don't think of it as the Land of the Free if you don't count in their Democracy
Don't stay complacent or vote Republican make your own mind up, on where to stand
And where to aim your votes, when the time comes.
Don't turn around oh no, donald trump is in DC Oh No!
No matter what you see on TV or Facebook he's the worlds biggest Con. Surrounded by his Republican pals
So maybe those billionaire companies, that own all the oil are the ones
And Senators with golden shields passed, on scruples for greener fields
In the Off Shore World, of Riches that are rising.
And for the meek devising a whole world of Nothing
Just a big ugly Russian style world of communism.
Don't turn around oh no, donald trump is in DC Oh No!
You think you didn't do it by Not Voting but you did
And it's the worlds disgrace.
His ass, is in our face, Chump trump chump trump chump etc.
Reagans speech
Don't turn around Oh No! donald trump is in DC Oh Oh!
No matter what you see on TV or Facebook he's the worlds biggest Con.
Don't turn around Oh No! donald trump is in DC Oh Oh!
You think you didn't do it by not voting but you did, and your complacency is pissin me off.
Don't turn around Oh No! donald trump is in DC Oh Oh!
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11. |
Approve This Message
03:27
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Approve This Message by Author Unknown
I listened as Republicans called my President a Muslim.
I listened as they called him and his family a pack of monkeys.
I listened as they said he wasn't born here. I watched as Republicans blocked every single path to progress that they could. I saw the pictures of him as Hitler. I watched them shut down the government and hurt the entire nation twice.
I watched them turn their backs on every opportunity to open worthwhile dialog. I watched Republicans say that they would not even listen to any choice for Supreme Court no matter who the nominee was. I listened as they openly said that they will oppose him at every turn. I watched as they did just that over and over I listened. I watched. I paid attention.
Now, I'm being called on to be tolerant. To move forward. To denounce protesters. To "Get over it." To accept this shit
I will not. I will never vote for a Republican again - especially Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan.
People of Wisconsin and Kentucky wake up.
I will do my part to make sure this great American mistake becomes the embarrassing footnote of our history
that it deserves to be. I will do this as quickly as possible every chance I get.
I will do my part to limit the damage that this Con can do to my country.
I will watch his every move and point out every single mistake and misdeed in a loud and proud voice.
I will let you know in a loud voice every time
this man backs away from a promise he made to them.
Them. The people who voted for him. The ones who sold their souls and prayed for him to win.
I will do this so that they never forget. And they will hear me.
They will see it in my eyes when I look at them. They will hear it in my voice when I talk to them.
They will know that I know Who they are. They will know that I know What they are.
Do not call for my tolerance. I've tolerated all I can. Now it's their turn to tolerate ridicule.
Be aware, make no mistake about it, every single thing that goes wrong in our country from this day
forward is now Trump's fault just as much as they thought it was Obamas'.
Now I'm in search of Senators and House of Representatives who Approve this message.
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12. |
Turn The House
03:53
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Turn That House - fuck trump
Fire Everyone - The White house
There is a reason - fire, them, All
It's past time for impeachment since day one
A time to believe, the system ain't broke
A time to plant, since they're climate deniers
A time to kill, they're funding the wars
A time to laugh, but mostly just weep
To everyone - trumps a douch
There is a reason to impeach
And a time and special purpose under heaven
A time for TV, a time to break it
A time to dance, on your gravestone
A time to drain away the swamp
A time to drown republicans together
Fire Everyone The White House
There's tons of reasons - turn the House
And past time for impeachment since day one
A time of love, when he's playing golf
A time of war, just keep playing golf
A time you may implode
Since failure is your only road ,guitar solo
To everything - turn the senate
There is a reason - No regret
And a clown for all republicans under heaven
A time to gain, the whole worlds trust
A time to run, back to trump tower
A time for love, when you go away
Hope your fans will watch your cable tv channel.
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13. |
Nowhere Clown
02:43
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trump's a real nowhere clown, surrounded by republicans. signing all those nowhere bills with hypocrites. got a rabid point of view, his brain is full of syphilis too. Isn't this a lot like Idiocracy.
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Another Prick With No Wall
We don't need trump in the white house
With repugnicans control
the darkest hours of our country
you're nothing but a Con Man Troll
Hey! Con Man! Make Russia your new home!
All in all your just an ugly racist asshole
All in All your Just Another Prick with No Wall
trumpty dumpty wanted a wall. Lining the border 20 feet tall.
The Mexican people agreed with the lout.
We'll pay for the thing if it keeps trumpty out.
trumpty dumpty wanted a wall. Swore Mexico would pay for it all.
But once elected reversed what he said.
Now wants to stick us with the bill instead.
trumpty dumpty legislating the wall. trumpty dumpty said "I can't fall".
Everyone wondered how high would he climb.
So full of himself and hot air all the time.
trumpty dumpty still wants this wall. trumpty dumpty don't care who will fall.
All DACA kids deported by nazi homeland ice.
Denies the whole world of anything nice.
Wrong! Impeachment is next!
If you're a con man you'll always be a con man!
How can you have any scruples if you're a total ass!
You! Yes You! Resign or be impeached!
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15. |
Sweet Impeachment
04:31
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Sweet impeachment! Sweet impeachment!
Sweet impeachment! Sweet impeachment!
You talk n move your mouth and out come Lies.
And proven flings with whores n Russian Ties.
You're blaming the liberals who want to see Clear.
And get you Out of office within the Year.
Once again Steven Tyler says Cease and Desist.
Don't use my rock and roll for your Dumb Racists.
Well I got good news Mueller's going for the Fire!
He's Republican no Liberal just Not under your Hire.
(trump you suck )
Sweet impeachment! Sweet impeachment!
When you're pulled out of DC in a Police Car
Yo Daddy gonna drive you Handcuffed and Far
Right inside the jailhouse for Conning and Lies
To rot away in prison for Treason. Uprise! Yes we did!
Your jail house suite allows for showing your ass
So no jailbirds backstage do Boogie your mass
We're talking about something you will understand
'Cause you'll finally realize you're a Game Show Con.
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16. |
White House
04:06
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In the white house, with a con man, pitied nation
Sold our country, to the Russians, Mitch McConnell
Always lying, ran down morals, with his dark eyes
See our smiles, on you leaving, world contentment
Shove your whole life, where the sun never shines
Go from this place, where the Russians run from themselves
You said your wall could secure terrorists at the station
Platform ticket, reckless windbag, goodbye scruples
You walked in, racists rednecks, who adore you
Jail time coming, with the court case, just beginning
We wait for impeachment, once Muller comes home
Lies from you, where the truth forgets it themselves
5/4 instrumental break.
At the party, of Republicans, all responsible
Consolation, since they're guilty, not forgotten
Yellow Senate, crouched in DC, with their dark eyes
Keep on lying, goodbye rules, corporate thugs
You've ruined, the US, with your lack of care
Lie in the dark, where the truth departs themselves
5/4 instrumental break
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17. |
tRumps Final Countdown
04:30
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Republicans are douchbags. There are at least 10 Impeachable Offenses and the Republicans all need to go to JAIL for obstruction of justice.
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fire the con man this is it. donny's in the white house full of shit. chicken of the laws suits and pending doom. waiting for the jail house locked up room
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Fake News Believer
02:34
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Gomer Hendrix Oakland, California
Gomer Hendrix was influenced at an early age by Frank Zappa and Weird Al Yankovic. He's toured in most of the U.S.,some in Europe, and Mexico. Gomer has appeared in San Francisco bay area clubs, on radio stations KZSU Stanford, Radio Free Berkeley, KPFA Berkeley, SFSound Comcast, and more. Parody and humor continue through out most of his music but there is also a beautiful and serious side. ... more
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